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From the Desk of Ralph: A Major Announcement to Donald Trump

Dear Mr. Trump,

My identify’s Ralph. I’m a mutt. Some folks assume that makes me much less of a canine, however I say, after they made me, they took the easiest portions of a number of other canines and made one in point of fact nice one.

I’m no longer a large man, however I feel they gave me the abdomen from a Great Dane, as a result of, guy, am I hungry.

I’m additionally lovely good. I spend so much of time on the web, maintaining on the newest. I’m a large fan of your display, The Apprentice (Any phrase but on when The Dog Apprentice is being filmed?). Anyway, the different day I got here throughout your video, From the Desk of Donald Trump: Major Announcement.

I believed to myself, $five million may purchase an terrible lot of kibble!

(Did your abdomen simply growl, too?)

Right now, there are virtually 4 million canines like me sitting in shelters round the nation. That’s so much of mouths to feed, ears to scratch, and bellies to rub. (Ooh. I may opt for a abdominal rub about now. How about you? Mr Trump, do you favor abdominal rubs, too?)

You know who feeds all the ones mouths and rubs all the ones bellies? Awesome folks, such as you, that donate to shelters and rescue teams.

That’s it.

If they’d allow us to out of our kennels and into the staff, we’d be at liberty to deliver house the bacon (mmm… bacon.) ourselves. Instead, we’re compelled to depend on people for our well-being.

If people had been all that dependable, we wouldn’t be in those yucky shelters in the first position, am I proper?

That mentioned, I’ve were given an be offering for you, Mr. Trump! My very personal Major Announcement.

Like the President, little or no is understood about me and my non-public historical past. Because I’m a mutt, and used to be as soon as wandering the streets, we don’t know the place I used to be born, the place I’ve lived, or who my family are. (I love to assume I come from royalty.)

Donald (I believe like we’re on a primary identify foundation now), I’ve a deal. A deal I feel you’ll’t refuse, and received’t. I can provide you with the whole thing I will be able to in trade for a donation ($5M can be great, however a fragment of that may assist, too) to a canine charity of your selection.

As a canine, I will be able to’t give you a lot – simply the whole thing that I’ve: unconditional love, unending loyalty, and a contagious smile.

Mr. Trump, along with your beneficiant donation to your favourite canine charity, I can be at liberty (and fully happy!), the American folks can be glad, and the mutts with complete bellies can be very, more than happy!

Thank you very a lot.

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