I don’t perceive people in any respect.
They satisfaction themselves on wisdom.
While we canines howl on the moon, they pass to the moon.
While we canines loaf across the yard, they construct boats to take them world wide so they are able to loaf in any individual else’s yard.
But the number 1 factor I don’t get about people is…
What is that this shaking palms factor?
Not handiest do they shake palms, they would like us to shake palms too.
Like that’s actual.
When is the closing time you noticed two canines meet in the street and shake palms?
It by no means came about and not will.
Because we’re the smarter breed.
When I meet every other canine, I need to know the entirety about them right away.
And I do it by way of smelling their butt.
What that they had for lunch the day past? I understand it.
Whether they’re male or feminine? I understand it.
Whether they could be curious about a bit of doggie panky? I were given it lined.
All from one fast odor of the tush.
I’ve attempted to show this to my canine dad or mum however he’s a gradual learner.
He’s nonetheless looking to educate me to shake the paw.
If the reality be informed, I were given it the primary time however I don’t have the center to show down the treats he provides me.
I do know. Humans are gradual.
Speaking of gradual people, take a look at what the geniuses have deliberate on the Westminster Purebred Show subsequent 12 months.
I don’t name it a canine display as a result of I’m now not welcome.
And I don’t have any want to sniff Martha Stewart’s canine’s butt.
Not with the the entire broccoli she feeds him.