The telephone rang the day before today.
It was once Joe Giradi supervisor of the New York Yankees.
“Ralph!” he yelled into the telephone. “We need you now.”
The Yankees have got off to a horrible get started.
Their pitching presently may well be in regards to the worst within the main leagues.
And my previous buddy Joe sought after me to take the mound to drag the Yankees out in their droop.
Negotiating the contract was once a breeze.
Fillet mignon for breakfast, salmon for dinner, and doggie treats in between innings.
And after recreation I win, I am getting a rub down within the coaching room with a abdominal tickle to finish issues off.
Best section is, they gave me the locker subsequent to Derek Jeter. I’m hoping he is taking me out in town when he is going out.
It’s going to be nice taking part in within the House That Ruth constructed.
Watch me flip the ones Yankees round.
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